Christmas Tree Quotes Funny

And so this is Christmas what have you done John Lennon Lets be naughty and save Santa the trip Gary Allan Christmas works like glue.

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The sparkle in a childs eyes as they decorate the tree outshines any decorations. Bill Bryson Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. What is the best Christmas present in the world.

I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air William Thomas Ellis The Christmas tree is the dot on the i. John Stott I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck.

I carved out the shape and then covered it with quilt batting using hot glue. Its never too early to. It keeps us all sticking together Rosie Thomas Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

Frank Taylor Nothing ever seems too bad too hard or too sad when youve got a Christmas tree in the living room. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn. Frank Taylor A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on.

A Christmas Quacker. He said So does the guy I stole it from. Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.